After reading this recent article, where a lone male was turned away from Puxton Park in Somerset because he was on his own (because clearly, anyone going anywhere on their own is a danger to children), I took a look at the park's website and paid particular attention to their pricing and terms & conditions of entry... and having noticed a flaw, decided to email them as follows:
Hello!
My name's Dave, and I'm hoping to come and visit your park very soon.
Unfortunately, I'm struggling to understand your terms and conditions - I'm 17 years old, which means I'm classed as a child according to your website:
Further down on your entry terms, you also mention the following
points:
Now, as a 17 year old (almost 18!), I definitely don't fall in the "under
17" category (simple maths dictates that 16 and below is "under 17"), so taking
your published terms at face value, I assume I can come into the park
unaccompanied by an adult, and also alone - I'm not single (I have a girlfriend,
she just doesn't want to come as she freaks out whenever she sees a bird of
prey).
I'd be grateful if you can confirm that I've interpreted your published terms and conditions correctly - and if I haven't, can you let me know exactly which conditions I've not met (assuming you've not just made an error in writing the terms, of course?)
I'd be grateful if you can confirm that I've interpreted your published terms and conditions correctly - and if I haven't, can you let me know exactly which conditions I've not met (assuming you've not just made an error in writing the terms, of course?)
I look forward to your reply.
Regards,
Dave
(aged 17 3/4)
